Stephen king dreamcatcher review5/8/2023 ![]() ![]() Beaver and Pete are killed by the leeches and Jonesy is possessed by an alien he nicknames Mr Grey because he’s grey. An army quarantine lead by Colonel Curtis (Morgan Freeman with unfortunate eyebrows) soon comes into effect. Both strangers proceed to shit out the aforementioned leeches. Henry and Pete come upon a woman in a similar condition on their way back from the store. ![]() Four friends Jonesy (Damian Lewis), Henry (Thomas Jane), Pete (Timothy Olyphant) and Beaver (Jason Lee) are hunting in the woods when Jonesy and Beaver (just roll with the names) find a man lost and in pain. It also drained my respect for most of it’s cast. It sapped me of all strength, of the will to write this article and of the desire to visit tropical rivers. ![]() Of course, after two hours it turned out that the true leech was the film. The alien lampreys then grow in the human system before being violently expelled from – yes I’m going there – their host’s ass. Worse still the leech-like aliens of Dreamcatcher are born from red dust exhaled by grey aliens and inhaled by humans. Teeth! Reader, if there are leeches then there is no God. Being from Ireland I have no real cause to fear leeches other than the fact that they’re bloodsucking worms with teeth. ![]() About thirty minutes into Lawrence Kasdan’s 2003 adaptation of Stephen King’s doorstop novel Dreamcatcher, I remembered my deathly fear of leeches. ![]()
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